Hey Noah, you and I submitted this sketch to Cracked for the Idyllwild Production Week. Guess what? It got shot down. We won’t be filming this, ever, though I quite like how it came out. This is how I’ve chosen to inform you.
I’m going to start posting some old scripts that will almost certainly never be made into videos. If they are later, [SPOILER ALERT], but it seems unlikely. This was one bit for a scrapped sketch series Cody and I were going to do called “Hyperlinks.”
Please note, there is no implied Christian agenda. Although I wrote this whole thing in one drive from San Diego to LA, which is pretty miraculous for me, speed-of-rap-writing-wise, so I’m pretty proud of it. It’s very mean. WARNING: MEANNESS. It’s not aimed at anyone in particular; I’m just a big ‘ol fire hydrant of hate spewing and spewing on a maddeningly hot summer’s day. Love you!